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SUMMARY:John Cleese: Still Not Dead (Yet) Celebrating the Holy Grail at 50
DESCRIPTION:John Cleese: Still Not Dead (Yet) Celebrating the Holy Grail at 50 appears on Marcy 27 at 7PM at the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet\, IL! \nAfter consulting several qualified medical professionals and two unqualified ones\, we’re pleased to report that John Cleese remains remarkably alive. Join the legendary Monty Python co-founder on Saturday\, March 27 at The Rialto Square Theatre for a theatrical screening of the immortal classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail\, followed by an unforgettable live conversation and audience Q&A filled with outrageous behind-the-scenes stories\, hilarious observations\, and absolutely no guarantee that any of his memories are historically accurate. A limited number of VIP packages are available for anyone wishing to independently verify proof of life. Tickets start at $49.75 and go on-sale Friday\, October 9th at 10AM at rialtosquare.com. or at the Rialto Square Theatre Box Office.. \nDon’t say “Ni!”—say “Now!” Tickets won’t last forever…unlike John\, apparently. \nAbout John Cleese\nOn the small screen\, John Cleese is known for his work on programs such as Cheers\, 3rd Rock from the Sun\, Will & Grace\, and the Emmy®-nominated TLC documentary The Human Face with John Cleese. His film credits include Silverado\, The Out-of-Towners\, Rat Race and Kenneth Branagh’s Frankenstein. He also co-authored two best-selling books on psychology – Families and How to Survive Them and Life and How to Survive It – and served briefly as Minister of Defence in the John Major Cabinet. He recently completed his autobiography So\, Anyway… which was described by the Daily Mail as “self-obsessed.” In his twilight years\, John passes his time writing film scripts\, giving speeches to business audiences\, doing seminars on creativity\, teaching at Cornell\, paying alimony\, and doting on three huge cats and a fish. \nBUY TICKETS
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LOCATION:Rialto Square Theatre\, 102 N. Chicago Street\, Joliet\, IL\, 60432\, United States
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SUMMARY:40th Anniversary Screening of "The Princess Bride":  An Inconceivable Evening with Cary Elwes
DESCRIPTION:40th Anniversary Screening of “The Princess Bride”: An Inconceivable Evening with Cary Elwes appear on April 3\, 2027 at 7PM! \nCary Elwes (Westley) is hitting the road to share personal accounts and behind the scenes stories from the making of a piece of cinematic history\, “The Princess Bride.” \nAfter a screening of the beloved film\, Elwes will engage in a moderated discussion revealing an inconceivable look at life on and off the set of the iconic movie. \nJourney back to the fantastical lands of Florin and Guilder for an adventure filled with fencing\, fighting\, torture\, revenge\, giants\, chases\, rodents of unusual size\, near escapes\, miracles\, and\, of course\, true love. \nSo don’t be a “Humperdinck”\, make haste to see “The Princess Bride: An Inconceivable Evening with Cary Elwes” for a night you will always “tweasure”. \nElwes has starred in a multitude of films and tv shows including “Seinfeld”\, “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”\, “Bram Stoker’s Dracula”\, “Saw”\, “Days of Thunder” “Twister”\, “Liar\, Liar”\, “Stranger Things”\, “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”\, “Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre”\, and “Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning.” He has just completed Gus Van Sant’s\, “Dead Man’s Wire” and the first season of “M.I.A.” produced by the creative team behind “Ozark.” \nHe is about to start work on a pilot\, “Very Young Frankenstein” with the Oscar winning team of director\, Taika Waititi\, and producer\, Mel Brooks. \n A limited number of VIP packages are available which include the best seats in the house\, a private Meet and Greet with Cary\, and a signed copy of his New York Times best-selling book\, “As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride.” \nBUY TICKETS
URL:https://nitelite.com/event/an-inconceivable-evening-with-cary-elwes-joliet/
LOCATION:Rialto Square Theatre\, 102 N. Chicago Street\, Joliet\, IL\, 60432\, United States
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