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SUMMARY:Bored Teachers: "Is It Friday Yet?!" Comedy Tour
DESCRIPTION:Bored Teachers:  “Is It Friday Yet?!” Comedy Tour appears at the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet\, IL on November 14\, 2026 at 7:30PM! \nThey’ve graded the papers\, survived the staff meetings\, and lost their last ounce of patience… and now they’re taking it out on stage! \nBored Teachers is BACK with brand-new jokes\, bigger laughs\, and the most relatable teacher comedy you’ll ever hear. For nearly a decade\, Bored Teachers has been the #1 voice of teacher humor—racking up over 1 billion views\, amassing 10 million+ followers\, and hosting the #1 teacher-comedy podcast on the planet. \nSince 2022\, they’ve performed for 200\,000+ teachers worldwide\, and sold out 200+ theatres across 49 states\, 5 countries\, and 3 continents. Their BRAND NEW “IS IT FRIDAY YET?!” tour starting January 2026 is more than a comedy show – it’s the ultimate night of laughter and solidarity for anyone who’s ever worked in education\, taught a lesson\, or just survived parent-teacher conferences. \nGet ready to laugh until you cry as the funniest teacher-comedians in the world share their side-splitting stories\, savage truths\, and hilarious classroom confessions. Whether you’re a teacher\, a parent\, or just someone who’s been in school\, this show will have you nodding\, clapping\, and hollering\, “That’s SO TRUE!” \nBUY TICKETS
URL:https://nitelite.com/event/bored-teachers-joliet-il-2/
LOCATION:Rialto Square Theatre\, 102 N. Chicago Street\, Joliet\, Illinois\, 60432\, United States
CATEGORIES:All Events,Comedy,Entertaiment,Event,Upcoming Events
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SUMMARY:Bored Teachers: "Is It Friday Yet?!" Comedy Tour
DESCRIPTION:Bored Teachers:  “Is It Friday Yet?!” Comedy Tour appears at the UIS Performing Arts Center in Springfield\, IL on November 15\, 2026 at 3PM! \nThey’ve graded the papers\, survived the staff meetings\, and lost their last ounce of patience… and now they’re taking it out on stage! \nBored Teachers is BACK with brand-new jokes\, bigger laughs\, and the most relatable teacher comedy you’ll ever hear. For nearly a decade\, Bored Teachers has been the #1 voice of teacher humor—racking up over 1 billion views\, amassing 10 million+ followers\, and hosting the #1 teacher-comedy podcast on the planet. \nSince 2022\, they’ve performed for 200\,000+ teachers worldwide\, and sold out 200+ theatres across 49 states\, 5 countries\, and 3 continents. Their BRAND NEW “IS IT FRIDAY YET?!” tour starting January 2026 is more than a comedy show – it’s the ultimate night of laughter and solidarity for anyone who’s ever worked in education\, taught a lesson\, or just survived parent-teacher conferences. \nGet ready to laugh until you cry as the funniest teacher-comedians in the world share their side-splitting stories\, savage truths\, and hilarious classroom confessions. Whether you’re a teacher\, a parent\, or just someone who’s been in school\, this show will have you nodding\, clapping\, and hollering\, “That’s SO TRUE!” \nBUY TICKETS
URL:https://nitelite.com/event/bored-teachers-springfield-il-2/
LOCATION:UIS Performing Arts Center\, One University Plaza\, MS PAC 292\, Springfield\, IL\, 62703\, United States
CATEGORIES:All Events,Comedy,Entertaiment,Event,Upcoming Events
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SUMMARY:Davide De Pierro
DESCRIPTION:Davide De Pierro appears at the North Shore Center for the Performing Arts in Skokie on Friday\, February 12 at 8PM! \nAuthor and viral storyteller Davide De Pierro (“Davi”) comes to Skokie as part of a just announced winter tour! Known for his candid reflections on relationships and the everyday moments that define the human experience\, De Pierro has built a devoted online following of more than 6 million across TikTok and Instagram\, where his commentary on dating\, personal growth\, and modern life regularly reaches millions of viewers. \nBUY TICKETS
URL:https://nitelite.com/event/davide-de-pierro-skokie-il/
LOCATION:North Shore Center for the Performing Arts in Skokie\, 9501 Skokie Blvd.\, Skokie\, IL\, 60077\, United States
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SUMMARY:John Cleese: Still Not Dead (Yet) Celebrating the Holy Grail at 50
DESCRIPTION:John Cleese: Still Not Dead (Yet) Celebrating the Holy Grail at 50 appears on Marcy 27 at 7PM at the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet\, IL! \nAfter consulting several qualified medical professionals and two unqualified ones\, we’re pleased to report that John Cleese remains remarkably alive. Join the legendary Monty Python co-founder on Saturday\, March 27 at The Rialto Square Theatre for a theatrical screening of the immortal classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail\, followed by an unforgettable live conversation and audience Q&A filled with outrageous behind-the-scenes stories\, hilarious observations\, and absolutely no guarantee that any of his memories are historically accurate. A limited number of VIP packages are available for anyone wishing to independently verify proof of life. Tickets start at $49.75 and go on-sale Friday\, October 9th at 10AM at rialtosquare.com. or at the Rialto Square Theatre Box Office.. \nDon’t say “Ni!”—say “Now!” Tickets won’t last forever…unlike John\, apparently. \nAbout John Cleese\nOn the small screen\, John Cleese is known for his work on programs such as Cheers\, 3rd Rock from the Sun\, Will & Grace\, and the Emmy®-nominated TLC documentary The Human Face with John Cleese. His film credits include Silverado\, The Out-of-Towners\, Rat Race and Kenneth Branagh’s Frankenstein. He also co-authored two best-selling books on psychology – Families and How to Survive Them and Life and How to Survive It – and served briefly as Minister of Defence in the John Major Cabinet. He recently completed his autobiography So\, Anyway… which was described by the Daily Mail as “self-obsessed.” In his twilight years\, John passes his time writing film scripts\, giving speeches to business audiences\, doing seminars on creativity\, teaching at Cornell\, paying alimony\, and doting on three huge cats and a fish. \nBUY TICKETS
URL:https://nitelite.com/event/john-cleese-joliet-il/
LOCATION:Rialto Square Theatre\, 102 N. Chicago Street\, Joliet\, IL\, 60432\, United States
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SUMMARY:Charlie Berens:  Lost & Found Tour
DESCRIPTION:Charlie Berens:  Lost & Found Tour appears at the Resch Center in Green Bay\, WI on Saturday\, May 8 at 7:30PM! \nCharlie Berens is Wisconsin’s most popular stand-up comedian and he’s best known for creating feel-good\, Midwest-focused comedy like his popular local news series “The Manitowoc Minute\,” his two specials\, and podcasts\, “Bellied Up” and “The Cripescast” which have garnered 12M+ FOLLOWERS and 3B+ VIEWS. He’s the New York Times Best-Selling Author of “The Midwest Survival Guide\,” an Emmy-winning journalist\, and a Billboard-topping bluegrass musician. \nCharlie’s many things to many people\, but at his core\, his comedy comes from growing up in a big family – he’s one of twelve – taking pride in being a DIY-er\, ice fishing and gambling with his grandma.  While grounded in Midwest culture\, Charlie’s stand-up tours consistently land on a national level\, selling over 400K tickets in 113 cities in 32 states\, including 9 arena shows in the past 4 years. \nHe works with many of Wisconsin’s homegrown brands\, charities\, and sports teams and he reaches people most comedians don’t — heavily rural\, spanning multiple generations\, and straddling both sides of the political spectrum. He has been the face of Wisconsin’s Annual Food for the Holidays Campaign for the past four years and lately\, he’s been advocating for Wisconsinites against A.I. data centers and found himself squaring off with tech giants and politicians like a modern-day Erin Brockovich. Wisconsin gave Charlie a voice and now he’s giving back. \nBUY TICKETS \n 
URL:https://nitelite.com/event/charlie-berens-green-bay-wi/
LOCATION:Resch Center\, 820 Armed Forces Dr\, Green Bay\, 54304\, United States
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